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I'm Melissa; pretend journalist and currently real-life accountant wannabe. I used to be a kid in highschool, but I've since kicked the habit. At 18 years of age I'm just moving through life, enjoying my free-time and earning lots of money whilst still living with my parents. Continued on page 2...

They fed us on little white lies
April 27, 2007 | Filed under: Online Stuff

“You can laugh, a spineless laugh. We hope that your rules and wisdom choke you - now we are one, in everlasting peace. Radiohead - Exit Music”

Appetizer
What is your favorite kind of bread?

Wholegrain bread, though only a particular brand - it’s lighter.

Soup
When was the last time you bought a new pillow?

I’ve never actually bought a pillow in my life. My parents do the pillow buying stuff.

Salad
Approximately how many hours per week do you spend surfing the ‘net?

Not too many nowadays, I used to probably do around 10 hours a week (that’s just pure net surfing, not computer time), though recently it’s only been maybe 5 at most. I’m usually playing games.

Main Course
What’s the highest you remember your temperature being?

I don’t know whether it’s just a “my family” kind of thing, or whether it’s a country thing - but we don’t tend to hear the expression “spiked a fever of 104″ or whatever in Australia. Everyone has a temperature, but noone has a specific degree.

Dessert
Fill in the blanks: When I ____________, I _____________.

When I grow up, I’ll be stable.. When I grow up, I’ll turn the tables..

Composed by Melissa at 5:59pm · 1 Wrote in

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