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I'm Melissa; pretend journalist and currently real-life accountant wannabe. I used to be a kid in highschool, but I've since kicked the habit. At 18 years of age I'm just moving through life, enjoying my free-time and earning lots of money whilst still living with my parents. Continued on page 2...

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May 9, 2004 | Filed under: Online Stuff

“And I'm sorry for us, the dinosaurs roam the earth. The sky turns green, where I end and you begin. I am up in the clouds... I am up in the clouds... and I can't, and I can't come down Radiohead - Where I End And You Begin”

You are a TERRORIST
kill - western - scum

I am a TERRORIST

You’re dangerous. Labelled by the government as an official enemy of “freedom”, “liberty” and all things American (though they’re largely responsible for cultivating your bitterness). You have an antagonistic nature and refuse to sit back and suffer at the hands of an oppressor. You’re one to take matters into your own hands; sticking to your beliefs and making sure everyone knows them is critically important to you, as you’re prone to misinterpretation. Largely ignored until now, you’re a volatile concoction, and one of potentially staggering danger to the United States in groups of equally murderous, desperate souls.

“terrorist acts are pre-emptive attacks, and vice versa.”

Which America Hating Minority Are You?

lol, Aaww… I think it’s because I said that the best solution for America’s problem with terrorism would be to just round up all foreigners and shoot them..

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